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"Ah, Miss Flyty! Spring draws on!" "Oh! You naughty boy! How do you know?"
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"All change!" "I've changed everything but my chemise, guard. Have I to change that an' all?"
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"Bert! The lady wants a nice breast - but not too fat"
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"Bill's tattooed all over, you should see the bird of paradise 'e's got on 'is arm!" "I know, I seen 'er last night"
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"But surely, Darling, you're not going to bed in that thing on our honeymoon?" "Well, Dearest, Mother told me that if I were a sensible girl I should take precautions!"
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"Chocolates Cigarettes -- Matches Balloons."
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"Could I have an enlargement, Miss?" "Looks to me as if you've already got one, Madam!"
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"Disgraceful! Those girls are bathing without any costumes!" "Disgusting! Gimme the glasses quick, Maria!"
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"Do you catch many with worms?" "Just as many as Johnny summers, and he's never had worms!"
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"Do you expect me to sit on that behind?" "No! Sit on the seat!"
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"Does your boy ever use endearing terms on you?" "Oh yes - only last night he called me a little witch - at least, that's what it sounded like!"
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"Don't go out too far, Mary." "Well, Mummie is out a long way." "That's different - your mother is insured!"
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"Engaged miss!" "Not just yet, but one never knows!!"
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"George dear, don't tickle me so low down!"
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"Gosh, here comes old ICY-FINGERS!"
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"Have any big men been born here, at any time?" "No, never… only babies, Sir!"
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"Have you been confirmed?" "Only once, Sir, but it died!"
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"Here, what's all that noise going on downstairs?" "They're holding an Oddfellows' Ball, Sir." "Well, if he makes all that row about it, why the devil don't they let him have it back?"
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"How do you like that for a swanky wedding photograph?" "Quite a good photo, but I don't like the pose!" "Don't be silly, man… those are flower pots!"
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"I beg your pardon! I thought you were my husband - your head is so much like his behind!"
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"I bet you'll be glad to get 'ome to yer wife and kids, Bill." "But I ain't got any kids!" "'ow d'yer know? You ain't been 'ome for ten years!"
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"I collect antiques." "I know old man - I've just seen your wife!"
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"I may not be smart - but thank goodness I'm respectable!"
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"I thought you'd gone playing tennis, dearie?" "I got my guts wet, Grandma, so thought I'd come home!" "Get off to bed, then… you'll get a chill!"
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"I told those kids to keep with me - but the little devils are out of sight again."
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"I want a birthday present for my husband, some nice little thing he would enjoy." "Miss Smith, forward."
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"I want ten pounds for this painting." "Nothing doing-but I'll give you ten bob for the address of the model!"
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"I want to back the favourite, please. My sweetheart gave me a pound, to do it both ways!"
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"I want to give this man in charge: he tried to tickle me in the bargain basement!"
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"I wonder if that's a male or female giraffe!" "Why worry, Clara? -- You're not a giraffe!"
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"I'd like a strong pair of corsets." "What bust?" "Nothing, they just wore out!"
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"I'd like to find the blighter who took my bathing suit!"
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"I'd like to speak to the captain where is he?" "Oh, he's forward, miss." "How nice! I love 'em that way!"
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"I'm afraid you'll be troubled with wind outside, lady?" "Well, you be thankful you're not troubled with it inside. That's all!"
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"I'm afraid you'll have to be vaccinated in the basement, Madam!" "Not me! On my arm or nowhere!"
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"I've broken the vase in your bedroom, Sir!" "Vase?...vase?...I haven't a vase in my bedroom!" "I know you don't keep it on view, Sir, but it's broken!"
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"If you do, Jim, I'll scream."
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"If you've anything to spare, come here and feed the birds!"
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"Is it scotch, Mac?" "Aye, mon, but it's… Scotch terrier!"
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"Is that your dog, lady?" "Of course it is!" "Well, you can pull the chain… he's finished!"
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"Is the wind troubling you, lady?" "I'm afraid it is, Verger, but I'll be alright when the organ starts!"
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"Look at his tentacles hanging down!" "Aint they a funny shape - an' eight of 'em too!"
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"Many a battle has been fought under this grand old flag!"
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"Me heart's in dear old Ireland, doctor!" "is that so? Well, get your bowels in the "free state" and you'll be alright!"
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"Mother! I want to whisper!" "It's no good whispering - you'll have to wait!"
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"Mummy, who's that man saying 'O-o-o-oh' to?"
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"My darling - soon I must go, but believe me I shall leave you with an aching heart!"
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"My wife's first Cousin once removed are you? Well, you're going to be removed once more."
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"No love-making in front of that statue. If you want to kiss the girl, you will have to kiss her behind!"
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"No more charabanc trips for me - every minute I thought I'd be hurled into maternity!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person