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Mrs. Johnson does like fresh air, and no mistake. Why? Every time I goes to see her she opens all the windows
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Will you come down, or shall I have to come up after you?
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"What are your intentions towards my daughter, young man?" "Well, Sir, I hardly like telling you."
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New lodger: "Are you sure these sheets are well aired?" Landlady: "Well they ought to be, considering I've slept between them myself for the last month."
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How disgusting! Mrs. Smith having cast-off clothing of all kinds invites inspection
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"I want a birthday present for my husband, some nice little thing he would enjoy." "Miss Smith, forward."
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I say do you know "The Volga Boat Song"? Vulgar boat song? No, be quick and sing it before mother comes
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"No love-making in front of that statue. If you want to kiss the girl, you will have to kiss her behind!"
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I love to sit on the beach drinking it all in
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"I may not be smart - but thank goodness I'm respectable!"
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He - "I have something in the neighbourhood of five thousand a year." She - "Ah! My favourite neighbourhood."
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"Don't go out too far, Mary." "Well, Mummie is out a long way." "That's different - your mother is insured!"
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Sit down quick Queenie. Here comes the healthiest dog in the block
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Teacher: "What is a cynic?" Pupil: "A thing mother washed the dishes in."
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"Yus, the doctor says as'ow I wanted a 'opium' medicine as I'm a bit consecrated.'"
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"The girls set their caps at boys when you were young, Auntie." "Yes, but not their kneecaps."
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"Bill's tattooed all over, you should see the bird of paradise 'e's got on 'is arm!" "I know, I seen 'er last night"
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"Well, it's your own fault - you shouldn't let him bite your shoulder!"
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"So Miss Ethel is your eldest sister, is she, and who comes after her?" "Nobody ain't come yet, but father says the first fellow that does can have her."
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I'm expecting to have a good time. Just feeling my way at present.
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Sam: "How did you get that black eye?" Joe: "The door knob hit me when she opened the bathroom door"
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Bet you can't jump over Uncle's tummy without touching
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It's all very well at first, but you'll want me when the honeymoon's over
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Constable: "What's your name?" She: "Doris, what's yours?"
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Never marry a woman if you can't support her
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Fed up! Not a bally lamppost in sight
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Motoring up to date. Oh! Bert what a fierce clutch you have
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"My wife's first Cousin once removed are you? Well, you're going to be removed once more."
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"You advised me to give my husband plenty of rope; well, I did, and he skipped!"
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"I want to give this man in charge: he tried to tickle me in the bargain basement!"
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No, my son, I can't afford to buy you a little brother; business is too bad!" "Well, Father, why don't you put in some overtime!"
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"Mummy, who's that man saying 'O-o-o-oh' to?"
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You never know what may happen so am sending you this in case of accidents!
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We passed some old inns on the way - but not many
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"Third single pleash." "What station?" "Well, what stationsh 'ave you got?"
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Me and my boy friend simply love hiking
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To love, honour and obey
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"That's not Daddy, duck, that's a gentleman."
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"But surely, Darling, you're not going to bed in that thing on our honeymoon?" "Well, Dearest, Mother told me that if I were a sensible girl I should take precautions!"
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"That's right little hen! Rather death than dishonour!!"
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"Here, what's all that noise going on downstairs?" "They're holding an Oddfellows' Ball, Sir." "Well, if he makes all that row about it, why the devil don't they let him have it back?"
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"Will you be very long Sir, 'cos missus is waitin' for your sheet to lay the brekfuss!"
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I don't know whether my ass is on me, or if I'm on my ass
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"What on earth do I pay you £10 a week for?" "I can't conceive!"
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Mummy, did you find baby under the gooseberry bush? Yes dear. Well, he's got a thorn sticking in him
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"Look at his tentacles hanging down!" "Aint they a funny shape - an' eight of 'em too!"
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"You know all about stuffing birds, Mister?" "I certainly do, Son!" "Well then, you know where you can stuff this one!!"
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"I want to back the favourite, please. My sweetheart gave me a pound, to do it both ways!"
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"Oh, painter, I want you to touch up the place where my husband put his hand last night!
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Ya Coward!
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