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"Don't go out too far, Mary." "Well, Mummie is out a long way." "That's different - your mother is insured!"
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"Chocolates Cigarettes -- Matches Balloons."
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If you want to be happy for one day, get tight. If you want to be happy for a week, get married. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, stay single!
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"Where did you pick ''em up, old man?" "Cowes." "I know-but where did you pick 'em up?"
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Everything in our garden's lovely! Ma sits among the cabbages and peas, while pa potters round the onions and leeks!
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"George dear, don't tickle me so low down!"
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"I'd like to speak to the captain where is he?" "Oh, he's forward, miss." "How nice! I love 'em that way!"
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Dear Mother - I aint exactly fallen, but I'm slipping - send me some good advice!
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My breakfast lies over the ocean, my dinner lies over the sea; My tummy's in such a commotion, please don't mention supper to me!
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Wife: "If the ship was wrecked, who would you save first, the children or me?" "Husband: "Me!"
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"What's the matter with this poor fellow?" "He went balmy because the girl he loved married another." "And what's the matter with the next man?" "He's raving mad. He's the one the girl married!"
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"Disgraceful! Those girls are bathing without any costumes!" "Disgusting! Gimme the glasses quick, Maria!"
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The officer's mess
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"Oh George, let's get married!" "Why, Lizzie, what harm have I ever done you?"
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"Now that you've examined my wife, what is your opinion, doctor?" "Crikey! I'm no doctor - I'm the piano tuner!"
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I'm on a diet of love here! I had a kiss for breakfast, a canoodle for lunch, and a cuddle for tea - and now what shall I have for supper?
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"I want ten pounds for this painting." "Nothing doing-but I'll give you ten bob for the address of the model!"
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"Well, Bill, if that's the ideal woman they made a 'orrible mess o' my old bundle o' trouble!"
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Lots of girls are down here on their own - but I'm on somebody else's!
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"Yes, I want a typist. Are you expert?" "Yes, Sir - and I'm very fast." "Nothing doing, my dear - I'm married!"
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"Does your boy ever use endearing terms on you?" "Oh yes - only last night he called me a little witch - at least, that's what it sounded like!"
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Every year you see the same old faces here!
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"Talking of shocks, I got a terrible fright on my wedding day." "I know it, old chap - I've seen her!"
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"I collect antiques." "I know old man - I've just seen your wife!"
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"So you've been to the dogs, have you? What kind of dogs have long golden hair?" "Pekinese!"
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"Bert! The lady wants a nice breast - but not too fat"
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"You were going at 50 miles an hour." "How wonderful, officer! And I only learned to drive yesterday!"
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"She says her holiday cost her her reputation." "She had a pretty cheap holiday, then!"
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"When my husband signed the pledge, I was so pleased that I threw my arms round his neck and kissed him!" "An' serve him right, Mum!"
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"There, my son - if it hadn't been for that old style, you wouldn't have been here!"
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"You're looking better, old boy - how's the old complaint?" "She died a month ago, old man!"
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She's not a picture, but oh boy! what a frame!
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"I bet you'll be glad to get 'ome to yer wife and kids, Bill." "But I ain't got any kids!" "'ow d'yer know? You ain't been 'ome for ten years!"
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"Yes, I'll take the flat it you'll put me in a bath!"
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His wife must be at home. He keeps on saying 'Yes, George!'
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"No more charabanc trips for me - every minute I thought I'd be hurled into maternity!"
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