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- Publisher is exactly "Bamforth & Co. ; Holmfirth, England"
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"Have you been confirmed?" "Only once, Sir, but it died!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
"I'm afraid you'll be troubled with wind outside, lady?" "Well, you be thankful you're not troubled with it inside. That's all!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
"You smell very nice, Vicar… do you have violet in your bath?" "I do not, Mrs. Nosegay… I don't know anyone by that name!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
"There's one of the gentlemen in, Ma'am -- I can see his bald head!" "Good heavens, woman! You haven't a bald-headed man staying here!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
The commercial traveller's wangle! In Birmingham she was a Bessie, she was Margaret in Perth, in Bradford she was Jessie, and the sweetest girl on Earth! In London she was Florence, and the "dearest" of the bunch… but they're down in his expenses as petrol, oil and lunch!
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
"How do you like that for a swanky wedding photograph?" "Quite a good photo, but I don't like the pose!" "Don't be silly, man… those are flower pots!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
"Why do you want sixpence for your manure this time? You only charged me threepence for the last!" "I know, Sir, but I've lost me shovel, and this is all hand-picked!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
"Do you catch many with worms?" "Just as many as Johnny summers, and he's never had worms!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
We plough the fields and scatter!
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
"Me heart's in dear old Ireland, doctor!" "is that so? Well, get your bowels in the "free state" and you'll be alright!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
"What's my stance like, caddie?" "Better ask the gents, lady, they've a better view than I have!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
"Is it scotch, Mac?" "Aye, mon, but it's… Scotch terrier!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
"All change!" "I've changed everything but my chemise, guard. Have I to change that an' all?"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
"What are you going to do with that?" "Put it on the rhubarb!" "Oh! We have custard with ours!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
Anyhow, it's better to be a good old "has been" than a "never was'er!"
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
I've finished with council houses… I lived in one once, and every time they pulled the chain next door it emptied our bath!
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person
I will in a minute, Maggie… This book's got to be in today!
Postcard from a bound album of an unidentified person