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- Date is exactly "1910-1940"
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"Will you be very long Sir, 'cos missus is waitin' for your sheet to lay the brekfuss!"
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"Here, what's all that noise going on downstairs?" "They're holding an Oddfellows' Ball, Sir." "Well, if he makes all that row about it, why the devil don't they let him have it back?"
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"That's right little hen! Rather death than dishonour!!"
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"But surely, Darling, you're not going to bed in that thing on our honeymoon?" "Well, Dearest, Mother told me that if I were a sensible girl I should take precautions!"
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"That's not Daddy, duck, that's a gentleman."
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To love, honour and obey
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Me and my boy friend simply love hiking
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"Third single pleash." "What station?" "Well, what stationsh 'ave you got?"
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We passed some old inns on the way - but not many
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You never know what may happen so am sending you this in case of accidents!
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"Mummy, who's that man saying 'O-o-o-oh' to?"
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No, my son, I can't afford to buy you a little brother; business is too bad!" "Well, Father, why don't you put in some overtime!"
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"I want to give this man in charge: he tried to tickle me in the bargain basement!"
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"You advised me to give my husband plenty of rope; well, I did, and he skipped!"
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"My wife's first Cousin once removed are you? Well, you're going to be removed once more."
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Motoring up to date. Oh! Bert what a fierce clutch you have
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Fed up! Not a bally lamppost in sight
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Never marry a woman if you can't support her
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Constable: "What's your name?" She: "Doris, what's yours?"
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It's all very well at first, but you'll want me when the honeymoon's over
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Bet you can't jump over Uncle's tummy without touching
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Sam: "How did you get that black eye?" Joe: "The door knob hit me when she opened the bathroom door"
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I'm expecting to have a good time. Just feeling my way at present.
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"So Miss Ethel is your eldest sister, is she, and who comes after her?" "Nobody ain't come yet, but father says the first fellow that does can have her."
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"Well, it's your own fault - you shouldn't let him bite your shoulder!"
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"Bill's tattooed all over, you should see the bird of paradise 'e's got on 'is arm!" "I know, I seen 'er last night"
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"The girls set their caps at boys when you were young, Auntie." "Yes, but not their kneecaps."
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"Yus, the doctor says as'ow I wanted a 'opium' medicine as I'm a bit consecrated.'"
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Teacher: "What is a cynic?" Pupil: "A thing mother washed the dishes in."
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Sit down quick Queenie. Here comes the healthiest dog in the block
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"Don't go out too far, Mary." "Well, Mummie is out a long way." "That's different - your mother is insured!"
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He - "I have something in the neighbourhood of five thousand a year." She - "Ah! My favourite neighbourhood."
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"I may not be smart - but thank goodness I'm respectable!"
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I love to sit on the beach drinking it all in
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"No love-making in front of that statue. If you want to kiss the girl, you will have to kiss her behind!"
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I say do you know "The Volga Boat Song"? Vulgar boat song? No, be quick and sing it before mother comes
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"I want a birthday present for my husband, some nice little thing he would enjoy." "Miss Smith, forward."
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How disgusting! Mrs. Smith having cast-off clothing of all kinds invites inspection
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New lodger: "Are you sure these sheets are well aired?" Landlady: "Well they ought to be, considering I've slept between them myself for the last month."
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"What are your intentions towards my daughter, young man?" "Well, Sir, I hardly like telling you."
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Will you come down, or shall I have to come up after you?
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Mrs. Johnson does like fresh air, and no mistake. Why? Every time I goes to see her she opens all the windows
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