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- Date is exactly "1910-1940"
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By gum, but we'd to go home and change after going on the Big Dipper at Blackpool!
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"What are you thinking about, Jack?" "Same as you, dear!" "If you do, I'll slap your face!"
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I could do with these new patent wash-basins… but I can't keep the water in!
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Lovely chair madam. Queen Anne; it has Q.A. on the back! Oh, that's nothing. We've a door with W.C. on it, but it didn't belong to William the Conqueror!
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"I beg your pardon! I thought you were my husband - your head is so much like his behind!"
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Backing horses aint so bad, they pass the post -- you win your bet! But backing dogs is a different thing, you've never known one pass a post yet!
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"Could I have an enlargement, Miss?" "Looks to me as if you've already got one, Madam!"
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"I collect antiques." "I know old man - I've just seen your wife!"
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"That's a funny thing to do, isn't it, old girl?" "What is?" "Well, he's biting her corns out, ain't he?"
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If it's a crime, then I'm guilty!!
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Seedy gent: I'd have you know I was brought up at ETON. Workman: You looks to me as if you had been EATEN and then brought up.
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He tried it on the sofa, he tried it on the chair, he tried it on the window sill and couldn't do it there, he tried it in the garden and oh! how she did laugh, to see how many times he tried to take her photograph.
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I do wish I could see my little Willie.
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"I told those kids to keep with me - but the little devils are out of sight again."
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My holiday draws on - I'll be sorry to leave
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What is the difference between pulling these two chains? Four pounds nineteen and elevenpence
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The most popular race to-day is Epsom!
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I see commodities are coming down gradually!
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Damn it, where's them twins gone?
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"I've broken the vase in your bedroom, Sir!" "Vase?...vase?...I haven't a vase in my bedroom!" "I know you don't keep it on view, Sir, but it's broken!"
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Come just as you are… even if you do have the dogs after you at Brighton
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The water is just up to my expectations at Brighton
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"The Little Mother's Club meets every Friday at 4:30. Any young lady wishing to become a little mother should follow me to my study after the meeting."
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"Talking of shocks, I got a terrible fright on my wedding day." "I know it, old chap - I've seen her!"
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Hurrah! I've got a room with a view! Will write later from Brighton
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Bobbie! You've not to point!
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The most popular method of central heating in Scotland!
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"If you've anything to spare, come here and feed the birds!"
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"Is that your dog, lady?" "Of course it is!" "Well, you can pull the chain… he's finished!"
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It's a foolish place to put money, a burglar will go up a ladder anytime!
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"Engaged miss!" "Not just yet, but one never knows!!"
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Every year you see the same old faces here!
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"Does your boy ever use endearing terms on you?" "Oh yes - only last night he called me a little witch - at least, that's what it sounded like!"
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"Yes, I want a typist. Are you expert?" "Yes, Sir - and I'm very fast." "Nothing doing, my dear - I'm married!"
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Lots of girls are down here on their own - but I'm on somebody else's!
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"Well, Bill, if that's the ideal woman they made a 'orrible mess o' my old bundle o' trouble!"
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"I want ten pounds for this painting." "Nothing doing-but I'll give you ten bob for the address of the model!"
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Told 'em me husband is an able-seaman - I see nowt to laugh at in that!
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I'm on a diet of love here! I had a kiss for breakfast, a canoodle for lunch, and a cuddle for tea - and now what shall I have for supper?
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"Now that you've examined my wife, what is your opinion, doctor?" "Crikey! I'm no doctor - I'm the piano tuner!"
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"Oh George, let's get married!" "Why, Lizzie, what harm have I ever done you?"
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The officer's mess
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"You smell very nice, Vicar… do you have violet in your bath?" "I do not, Mrs. Nosegay… I don't know anyone by that name!"
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"There's one of the gentlemen in, Ma'am -- I can see his bald head!" "Good heavens, woman! You haven't a bald-headed man staying here!"
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"Disgraceful! Those girls are bathing without any costumes!" "Disgusting! Gimme the glasses quick, Maria!"
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"What's the matter with this poor fellow?" "He went balmy because the girl he loved married another." "And what's the matter with the next man?" "He's raving mad. He's the one the girl married!"
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The commercial traveller's wangle! In Birmingham she was a Bessie, she was Margaret in Perth, in Bradford she was Jessie, and the sweetest girl on Earth! In London she was Florence, and the "dearest" of the bunch… but they're down in his expenses as petrol, oil and lunch!
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Wife: "If the ship was wrecked, who would you save first, the children or me?" "Husband: "Me!"
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Mother: Give me a kiss, dear. Johnny: If you give me 2/6 I will. Mother: Why, Johnny? "Father asked nurse for a kiss, and he gave her 2/6".
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Come down here and drown your troubles
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